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Robert De Niros Trying to Kill Me

by EnamelSlide @ 16/03/08 - 12:18:33

I'm at home with my sister, my dad and some lady. Some guy walks into the house and goes upstairs. He starts using my computer and tells me hes gonna 'take back' my sister (whos not my real sister). Hes upstairs in my bedroom. When i look to see what hes doing hes moved all my stuff around on my pc, changed my icons and added new stuff - i'm really not happy about him touching my pc the bastard. I went downstairs, the whole time im thinking this man is very clever and hes not who he says he is. Im wondering what the fuck i can do...cant be easy to kill this guy. I do kill him (cant remember how but im feeling smug). Im in the kitchen when my dad walks in, he tells me he had to phone the police. I asked why and he told me theres been a man outside watching the house all day. Dad says "dont look, dont look". I said ok. I walked slowly to the side window overlooking the back garden and i spy him (Robert de Niro) making his way to the house with a sniper gun through the long grass. He sees me but doesnt know ive seen him, he raises the sniper and points it at me. I'm freaking out wondering what to do. I tackle my dad to the ground shouting "down down down". Its quiet for a while then i hear him at the front door. I jump out and run for the front door just as he opens it, i slam it shut and lean my weight against it while he starts ramming the door. Im phoning 999 on my mobile. I tell the operator theres a sniper outside my house trying to kill us. The door stops moving, i lean over to the window nearby and see him, we're just staring at each other through the glass. The door clicks open again, dad says i may aswell let him in because hes going get in anyway. I open the door and step backwards. He comes in and he looks pissed.

Robert De Niro

He says we should have just stayed where we were because he was going get in one way or another. I'm trying to play it cool even though im scared. Im trying to call the police again behind my back. He asks what happened to the young man. I knew hed sent him in as a decoy, and i was glad he was dead. He wants to take my sister with him. He asks me if i want to know what happened to my mum (in my dream she had died years before) .I said i didnt care, because she was dead and i knew that - telling me how and where her body was meant nothing to me anymore. He then tried to knock my dad out with his gun and then started strangling him. Im frozen. De Niros eyes flicker and he starts laffing at me. He tells me hes poisoned me - i'm so pissed off that i wasnt smart enough to realise what he'd done. When i wake up, im in a car with 3 girls, and we're all looking for him. I'm driving like a maniac when my car runs out of petrol. We see this petrol garage over this huge bridge, so we start walking over there. We get to the pump and shop is closed. But we need petrol desperately. We see an empty coffee cup lying on the floor. We squeeze the pump and manage to get this stuff that looks like oily yellow lumpy gunk and we take it back to the car.

Bleach Face Mask & Liquorice

by EnamelSlide @ 22/02/08 - 02:44:23

I was living in a trendy apartment above a couple of shops. Two of the shops sold ice cream. One sold soft a Mr Whippy type soft ice cream and the other sold ice cream like cookies and cream, mint choc chip and stuff.

Another of the shops sold red liquorice. The lady was Portuguese. I walked through her shop and saw her in the bathroom with white stuff on her face, like a face mask. She asked me to look after it while she sold some liquorice to a customer that had jsut walked in. I said sure and so i stuck it on my face. It really started burning my skin and i asked her what the fuck she had on her face. She said bleach, why? Because its stinging my face wench!!

Then im in my apartment with the bf and his dad and his little brother (he hasnt got one in real life). Theres two living rooms with two rooms leading off each living room. The little brother was in the living room with me and bf. Bf told him to go to the other living room with his dad who was reading a newspaper, so off he went.

Me and bf start making out on the sofa and pretty soon things are getting heated. Little brother then knocks on the door and tells us he has to come in because his dad had told him too. Feeling aggravated, we then go off to one of the side rooms to finish what had started.

Ice Cream

My Little Snake

by EnamelSlide @ 16/01/08 - 23:08:13

I got on a red double decker bus and found a tiny little snake. I put it in my pocket, I wanted to look after it. I went everywhere with the little snake in my pocket. It used to wrap itself round my neck and lie there like a necklace. I went to a museum type place where there was like a miniature model of an office block or flats maybe, all in white. I put my little snake in the model and it seemed happy slithering all around it. I went to pick it up and it bit my finger and clung on. I shook it off my hand.  I was a little surprised because I thought my little snake loved me. 
                                   My Little Snake

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